The Saddest Thing I Saw Today…

… was in Asda.

I’ve heard of this being done before, but I never really could believe it.

There were signs on the entrance advising customers that if they told the meet-and-greet chap that they are single on Valentine’s Day, then they would be given a red balloon to walk around with.

If someone were plucky enough to have the courage to engage a ‘balloon carrier’ in conversation, you never know – it could lead to love!

I don’t know, though. Surely the red balloons would more likely be used for target practice?